Tell your best short joke… get rated and get to learn others’?
Mine:
Husband: Today in the office they caught me banging the coffee maker…… and they fired me.
Wife: Damn, why what happened to the coffee maker?
Husband: I think she got fired too.
there’s this guy going on a hunting trip with his friends and he calls 9-1-1 and he says to the operator… ‘my friend’s dead’
then the operator says ‘make sure he’s dead’
you hear a gun shot and the guy says ‘then what?’
Best Coffee Maker Ever
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Krups 203 Electric Coffee and Spice Grinder with Stainless-Steel Blades … |
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Presto 114316 04820 PopLite Hot Air Corn Popper $29.99 Plug in Prestos PopLite and the party begins. In less than 2.5 minutes you will have up to 18 cups which is equal to two large bowlfuls of fluffy popcorn with virtually no unpopped kernels. And because the machine uses hot air instead of oil the resulting snack is healthier and lower in calories. Thats not to say you can nott add butter in fact the half cup measuring cup on top of the popper doubl… |
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Keurig B60 Special Edition Gourmet Single-Cup Home-Brewing System … |
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Belkin Conserve Switch, Energy-Saving Surge with Remote $29.99 Belkin F7C01008Q Surge Suppressor F7C01008Q Surge Suppressors… |
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Cobra CPI 1575 1500 Watt 12 Volt DC to 120 Volt AC Power Inverter $189.95 This inverter provides household power on the go. It converts battery power to 120 V AC household power, allowing you to power up office equipment and household appliances from your vehicle. This unit is ideal for such appliances as microwave ovens (1000 watts or less), coffeemakers, laptops, TVs, video game consoles, CD and DVD players, cell phone chargers, and more. Power equipment and applia… |
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Watts 5YR Premier Filter 5-Year/20,000-Gallon Inline Ice Maker Water Filter $32.97 … |
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Chemex Coffee Filters – 100 Chemex Bonded Unbleached Filter Squares FSU-100 $6.00 Chemex filters are 20-30% heavier than competitive brands. They remove even the finest sediment particles, as well as undesirable oils and fats. The formulation of the filter permits the proper infusion time by regulating the filtration rate – not too slow, not too fast. Good infusion of the coffee grounds gives coffee a richer flavor while at the same time making possible precise fractional extra… |
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USB Cup Warmer – USB Coffee Mug Warmer $9.99 This USB Powered Warmer can keep your beverage, coffee or tea hot all morning long. Take power directly from your laptop, PC or Mac. Plug & Play, without driver installation, easy to carry around to be used anytime and anywhere…. |
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Lavazza Super Crema Espresso Whole Bean Coffee, 2.2-Pound Bag $19.95 Super Crema Espresso Coffee… |
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Ghirardelli Chocolate Premium Hot Cocoa Mix, Double Chocolate, 16-Ounce Tins (Pack of 4) $18.99 Explore the Full Line of Ghirardelli Chocolates SQUARES CHOCOLATE Milk & Caramel Medium Bag Milk & Caramel Large Bag 60% Cacao Medium Bag Dark & Mint Medium Bag Dark & Raspberry Medium Bag Dark & Sea Salt Caramel Medium Bag Milk & Truffle Medium Bag INTENSE DARK 72% Cacao Medium Bag Dark Collection Large Bag … |